Hysterically funny message from my mom

While I was up at ZMC in the Mountains up above Palm Springs, I collected some Ponderosa Pine Cones and mailed them to my mom. They're really huge pine cones, maybe like a foot tall and weigh about 5 pounds. Anyhow, I knew my mom would love them (she uses them for centerpiece arrangements and things like that) Anyhow, she left a really funny message on my cell so I thought I'd post it here...