Bouncing Nachos

Once upon a time, there was a club, and in that club there was a couch, a black bouncy couch. And on that bouncy couch, there stood a bouncy girl in shiny 80's Nike high tops. Also on that couch was a plate of nachos. Every time the bouncy girl bounced on the bouncy couch, the nachos would bounce too. And then somebody ate one.
The End