For all you who've asked why I felt it prudent to travel with a katana (samurai sword), this is why. What would you do if you ran into her in a dark alley? Well, what?
As the legend goes, this fearsome general led her army to many galant and brave victories, even capturing an opposing General three times. She eventually fell in love with him and switched sides. (That's armies, you perverts)
So while all you ridiculous people are coming up with your silly zombie escape plans (I mean, c'mon now, really?) you're playing right into the hands of the real danger in this nation, Ninjas.
No comments:
Post a Comment